Our story
Agencies ditched you. We won't.
For years we built the tools agencies resold to local businesses. We saw what happened after the contract was signed.
- No card
- About a minute
- No lock-in
Standard agency retainer
Marketing services agreement
- Minimum term
- 12 months
- Setup fee
- Non-refundable
- Monthly report
- Impressions and reach
- Account manager
- To be assigned
- Leaving early
- Exit fee applies
Client signature
Terms and conditions apply
How it usually goes.
If you have hired a marketing agency, you know this story. We know it from the other side of the desk.
Month 1
The pitch
A slick deck, big promises and a 12-month contract. You feel like the priority.
Trust
Month 2
The handover
The person who sold it moves on. Someone you have never met now runs your account.
Trust
Month 4
The report
Forty pages of impressions and reach. Not one line about calls, bookings or jobs.
Trust
Month 7
The silence
Replies take a week. Your posts start to look like every other business in the street.
Trust
Month 12
The exit fee
You want out. It turns out leaving costs extra.
Trust
Seen from the inside
We built the engine behind the agencies. We watched it get sold back to local businesses with a markup and a lock-in. Then we watched the leads go unanswered. So we cut out the middle.
Tools switched on, never checked
Automations set up at the start, then left running with nobody watching what they did.
Leads left waiting
Enquiries sitting in inboxes for days while the business thought marketing was handled.
Reports built for the invoice
Charts that justified the retainer, instead of answering the only question: did the phone ring?
So we wrote the opposite.
Every clause in that agency contract exists to protect the agency. Ours protects you. It fits on one page, and there is no page fourteen.
- Agency lock-in
- 12 months
- Omniwink lock-in
- None
One page. That is all.
The Omniwink promise
Term
Month to month. 30 days notice, cancel by email.
Pricing
Every price published before you talk to anyone.
Ownership
Your logins, domain, content and data. Always yours.
Reporting
Calls, bookings and reviews. Not impressions.
Your contact
A real person who knows your business by name.
Leaving
Any time, and you take everything with you.
Signed
omniwink.
No fine print on page 14
Sound familiar?
Be honest. Nobody is watching. Tap anything that is true for your business right now.
How we use AI, honestly.
AI does the heavy lifting: drafting posts, designing visuals, answering routine messages at 11pm, spotting which topics your customers respond to.
People do the judgement. Every business gets a brand file written with a human, every post is checked before it goes out, and anything the AI cannot answer well goes straight to you.
That split is how a small team delivers daily, studio-quality marketing at a price a local business can say yes to, without a retainer that needs a lawyer to leave.
Been ditched before? Start free.
Run the scan. If we are not the right fit, you still leave with three fixes and three posts. No card, no contract, no page fourteen.
No card. No call. No website? That works too.